In lieu of flowers, he asks that you make a donation to the Wings of Love Bird Haven.
Friday, January 30, 2015
A Very Blue Bird
Pete appreciates all the messages of sympathy and condolences.
In lieu of flowers, he asks that you make a donation to the Wings of Love Bird Haven.
In lieu of flowers, he asks that you make a donation to the Wings of Love Bird Haven.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Snowpocalypse 2015 Claims a Very Special Victim
Pete and Pete-tricia have tried to maintain a long-distance relationship for some time. It made Pete very sad when Pete-tricia moved to New York to pursue a career in international law.
Pete has gotten some even sadder news recently. His beloved fell victim to the recent bad weather ravaging the northeast. Apparently, she was on her way to an important summit on trade embargoes. That, or she saw something shiny blowing around outside.
Pete has gotten some even sadder news recently. His beloved fell victim to the recent bad weather ravaging the northeast. Apparently, she was on her way to an important summit on trade embargoes. That, or she saw something shiny blowing around outside.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Monday, January 26, 2015
Homeward Bound
The trip to North Carolina was a big success.
It has, however, taken its toll on our little Petey.
It has, however, taken its toll on our little Petey.
Sunday, January 25, 2015
Business Travel Tip #42
Pete finds it helpful to take time out, on a business trip, to get back to nature.
Sometimes nature is a little bit harder to find.
Sometimes nature is a little bit harder to find.
Friday, January 23, 2015
Pete Takes Off
Peter got in trouble on the plane for sitting on the window sill. He was told to take his seat and buckle up.
He wanted a Bloody Mary, but Reid told him, "No!" Instead, they told him, he could have peanuts. This made him happy. It doesn't take much.
He wanted a Bloody Mary, but Reid told him, "No!" Instead, they told him, he could have peanuts. This made him happy. It doesn't take much.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Fly the Petey Skies
Petey, on his way to North Carolina, is already working hard at the airport.
He was scolded for whistling at the Southwest flight attendants. Bad bird!
He was scolded for whistling at the Southwest flight attendants. Bad bird!
Friday, January 16, 2015
Coulda Been the Whiskey, Mighta Been the Gin...
Pete is not feeling quite himself today.
Keep those cards and letters coming.
Keep those cards and letters coming.
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Volumetric Conversions and Avian Alcoholism
Recent events have led to a concern as to the level of alcohol consumed by Pete. In an effort to educate, as is our core mission, the following information is being shared.
The average parakeet has a body mass of approximately 28 grams, making them equivalent to about 1/2,400th of the average human. Therefore, when Pete consumes a single standard human scale margarita (approximately 16 ounces or 479 milliliters), it is the same as a human drinking 2,400 margaritas, or about the same as standard (300 gallon = 1,136 liter) hot tub.
The more you know...!
The average parakeet has a body mass of approximately 28 grams, making them equivalent to about 1/2,400th of the average human. Therefore, when Pete consumes a single standard human scale margarita (approximately 16 ounces or 479 milliliters), it is the same as a human drinking 2,400 margaritas, or about the same as standard (300 gallon = 1,136 liter) hot tub.
The more you know...!
Ain't No Party Like a Petey Party...
Pete spent some time with the ALI Training Team last night.
It was, as you would expect, legend... wait for it... ary!
It was, as you would expect, legend... wait for it... ary!
Monday, January 12, 2015
Oscar Hopeful
Pete prefers the stage to the screen.
But he hopes you will take time to see his latest film.
But he hopes you will take time to see his latest film.
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Pappou Pete
Pete has really embraced the entrepreneurial spirit he has picked up here at ALI. He has started his own business.
He invites you to visit any one of his 50 new food trucks, Pappou Pete's Greek-to-Go. Check them out!
He invites you to visit any one of his 50 new food trucks, Pappou Pete's Greek-to-Go. Check them out!
Saturday, January 3, 2015
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