...when he wasn't partying.
Monday, March 16, 2015
Pete Blows into the Windy City
Pete was an integral part of our success at the NSTA conference in Chicago...
...when he wasn't partying.
...when he wasn't partying.
Friday, February 20, 2015
Monday, February 16, 2015
Meanwhile...
While Pete tries to unravel the mystery of his secret admirer, his evil twin is out drinking with the Marketing team.
His favorite liquor is Fireball, since the label sports an image of his personal hero.
His favorite liquor is Fireball, since the label sports an image of his personal hero.
Friday, February 13, 2015
Modern Romance
Pete thought that it was just going to be another Friday in the ALI offices. Little did he know, romance was waiting around the corner.
Hmmm, Pete. Looks like a real mystery!
Hmmm, Pete. Looks like a real mystery!
Wednesday, February 11, 2015
Desperately Seeking Pete
With Valentine's Day creeping up on us, Pete is dreading the idea of being alone on this most romantic of holidays.
He has taken to the personals. Don't judge.
He has taken to the personals. Don't judge.
Monday, February 9, 2015
Calling it a Night
Another night of drunken revelry has taken its toll on Pete.
Nighty, night, Petey.
Nighty, night, Petey.
Friday, February 6, 2015
Pete Drowns His Sorrows
The snow in Chicago brought some sad memories to Petey.
After spending a few hours scrawling mournful poetry into a well-worn spiral notebook, Pete finally decided he needed to get out in public.
After spending a few hours scrawling mournful poetry into a well-worn spiral notebook, Pete finally decided he needed to get out in public.
Thursday, February 5, 2015
Wednesday, February 4, 2015
Snow Bird
Pete is taking time out of his meeting schedule to frolic in the snow.
His physician has recommended an increase in frolicking.
Pete Hits the Windy City
Pete landed in Chicago and got a rental car.
Luckily he knows how to drive a stick.
Luckily he knows how to drive a stick.
Tuesday, February 3, 2015
Soylent Pete
On his way to Chicago with Vernon and Jim, Pete stops off for a bite to eat.
Shown here only moments before he learns the terrible truth about Buffalo wings.
Shown here only moments before he learns the terrible truth about Buffalo wings.
Monday, February 2, 2015
Moving On
Pete feels that he has spent an appropriate amount of time mourning the loss of Pete-tricia. He is already shopping around on PDate.com.
Nobody wants to be alone on Valentine's Day.
Nobody wants to be alone on Valentine's Day.
Friday, January 30, 2015
A Very Blue Bird
Pete appreciates all the messages of sympathy and condolences.
In lieu of flowers, he asks that you make a donation to the Wings of Love Bird Haven.
In lieu of flowers, he asks that you make a donation to the Wings of Love Bird Haven.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
Snowpocalypse 2015 Claims a Very Special Victim
Pete and Pete-tricia have tried to maintain a long-distance relationship for some time. It made Pete very sad when Pete-tricia moved to New York to pursue a career in international law.
Pete has gotten some even sadder news recently. His beloved fell victim to the recent bad weather ravaging the northeast. Apparently, she was on her way to an important summit on trade embargoes. That, or she saw something shiny blowing around outside.
Pete has gotten some even sadder news recently. His beloved fell victim to the recent bad weather ravaging the northeast. Apparently, she was on her way to an important summit on trade embargoes. That, or she saw something shiny blowing around outside.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Monday, January 26, 2015
Homeward Bound
The trip to North Carolina was a big success.
It has, however, taken its toll on our little Petey.
It has, however, taken its toll on our little Petey.
Sunday, January 25, 2015
Business Travel Tip #42
Pete finds it helpful to take time out, on a business trip, to get back to nature.
Sometimes nature is a little bit harder to find.
Sometimes nature is a little bit harder to find.
Friday, January 23, 2015
Pete Takes Off
Peter got in trouble on the plane for sitting on the window sill. He was told to take his seat and buckle up.
He wanted a Bloody Mary, but Reid told him, "No!" Instead, they told him, he could have peanuts. This made him happy. It doesn't take much.
He wanted a Bloody Mary, but Reid told him, "No!" Instead, they told him, he could have peanuts. This made him happy. It doesn't take much.
Thursday, January 22, 2015
Fly the Petey Skies
Petey, on his way to North Carolina, is already working hard at the airport.
He was scolded for whistling at the Southwest flight attendants. Bad bird!
He was scolded for whistling at the Southwest flight attendants. Bad bird!
Friday, January 16, 2015
Coulda Been the Whiskey, Mighta Been the Gin...
Pete is not feeling quite himself today.
Keep those cards and letters coming.
Keep those cards and letters coming.
Thursday, January 15, 2015
Volumetric Conversions and Avian Alcoholism
Recent events have led to a concern as to the level of alcohol consumed by Pete. In an effort to educate, as is our core mission, the following information is being shared.
The average parakeet has a body mass of approximately 28 grams, making them equivalent to about 1/2,400th of the average human. Therefore, when Pete consumes a single standard human scale margarita (approximately 16 ounces or 479 milliliters), it is the same as a human drinking 2,400 margaritas, or about the same as standard (300 gallon = 1,136 liter) hot tub.
The more you know...!
The average parakeet has a body mass of approximately 28 grams, making them equivalent to about 1/2,400th of the average human. Therefore, when Pete consumes a single standard human scale margarita (approximately 16 ounces or 479 milliliters), it is the same as a human drinking 2,400 margaritas, or about the same as standard (300 gallon = 1,136 liter) hot tub.
The more you know...!
Ain't No Party Like a Petey Party...
Pete spent some time with the ALI Training Team last night.
It was, as you would expect, legend... wait for it... ary!
It was, as you would expect, legend... wait for it... ary!
Monday, January 12, 2015
Oscar Hopeful
Pete prefers the stage to the screen.
But he hopes you will take time to see his latest film.
But he hopes you will take time to see his latest film.
Wednesday, January 7, 2015
Pappou Pete
Pete has really embraced the entrepreneurial spirit he has picked up here at ALI. He has started his own business.
He invites you to visit any one of his 50 new food trucks, Pappou Pete's Greek-to-Go. Check them out!
He invites you to visit any one of his 50 new food trucks, Pappou Pete's Greek-to-Go. Check them out!
Saturday, January 3, 2015
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