Pete at the Arcade

Pete spent some time at a local arcade.

Some seven hours and $247.50 later, he is the proud owner of a wicked cool spider ring.

This Could Explain A Lot

Pete was upset on Christmas morning when he got coal in his stocking. He has no recollection of ever misbehaving.

Then he found an old dusty portrait in the attic. Meet... Petey's evil twin.
He probably needs a name...

Cue Sad Trombone

Well, Christmas morning finally came.

It seems, though, that Petey was not as good as he thought he was.

Christmas Eve is Finally Here

Pete is anxiously awaiting the arrival of Santa.

He is spending the next hours on NORAD's Official Santa Tracker.

Pete Gets Together with His Coworkers for Holiday "Fun"

Pete hung out at the office party yesterday.

He just kept thinking, "Why do I always get stuck talking to Lollipop Turkey?"

Go Home, Petey! You're Sugar Drunk

Pete appreciates all the goodies people have brought in.

He thinks he may have overindulged.

It's Almost Here!

Pete is so excited. He loves Christmas! He hopes that, as you celebrate this holiday season, you are surrounded by friends and loved ones.

Also, he wants presents.

The World's Most Interesting Parakeet

Pete doesn't usually drink beer, but when he does, he drinks his very own IPA (India Parakeet Ale).

Ask for it at your local bar. (Be prepared for some odd looks, though.)

Pete Deals with the Weather

Petey was inspired by the rain to write a haiku.

Enjoy. Or don't. Pete doesn't care.

Thank You Lara and the Arch Mishpacha!

Pete had a wonderful and joyous evening celebrating the second night of Hanukkah with Lara and her family.

He totally ruled at dreidel!

Pete Needs His Caffeine

Pete loves the coffee machine, but is sometimes a little overwhelmed by the options.

Chag Sameach

Pete welcomes you to join him in celebrating the Festival of Lights.

While Pete's father was Episcopalian, his mother was Jewish so technically, according to rabbinic law, Pete is Jewish.

New Team Member

Greetings, ALI staff! This is Pete. He is our newest member and he is so excited to be joining the dynamic and creative team here at Accelerate Learning Inc.!

Watch for new posts!