Frozen

Petey was having fun in the snow...

...until he started thinking about... her. (tear)

Snow Bird

Pete is taking time out of his meeting schedule to frolic in the snow.

His physician has recommended an increase in frolicking.

Pete Hits the Windy City

Pete landed in Chicago and got a rental car.

Luckily he knows how to drive a stick.

Soylent Pete

On his way to Chicago with Vernon and Jim, Pete stops off for a bite to eat.

Shown here only moments before he learns the terrible truth about Buffalo wings.

Moving On

Pete feels that he has spent an appropriate amount of time mourning the loss of Pete-tricia. He is already shopping around on PDate.com.

Nobody wants to be alone on Valentine's Day.

A Very Blue Bird

Pete appreciates all the messages of sympathy and condolences.

In lieu of flowers, he asks that you make a donation to the Wings of Love Bird Haven.

Snowpocalypse 2015 Claims a Very Special Victim

Pete and Pete-tricia have tried to maintain a long-distance relationship for some time. It made Pete very sad when Pete-tricia moved to New York to pursue a career in international law.

Pete has gotten some even sadder news recently. His beloved fell victim to the recent bad weather ravaging the northeast. Apparently, she was on her way to an important summit on trade embargoes. That, or she saw something shiny blowing around outside.