A Very Blue Bird

Pete appreciates all the messages of sympathy and condolences.

In lieu of flowers, he asks that you make a donation to the Wings of Love Bird Haven.

Snowpocalypse 2015 Claims a Very Special Victim

Pete and Pete-tricia have tried to maintain a long-distance relationship for some time. It made Pete very sad when Pete-tricia moved to New York to pursue a career in international law.

Pete has gotten some even sadder news recently. His beloved fell victim to the recent bad weather ravaging the northeast. Apparently, she was on her way to an important summit on trade embargoes. That, or she saw something shiny blowing around outside.

Aye, Robot!

Pete has seen the future.

It's robots.

Homeward Bound

The trip to North Carolina was a big success.

It has, however, taken its toll on our little Petey.

Business Travel Tip #42

Pete finds it helpful to take time out, on a business trip, to get back to nature.

Sometimes nature is a little bit harder to find.

Pete Takes Off

Peter got in trouble on the plane for sitting on the window sill. He was told to take his seat and buckle up.

He wanted a  Bloody Mary, but Reid told him, "No!" Instead, they told him, he could have peanuts. This made him happy. It doesn't take much.

Fly the Petey Skies

Petey, on his way to North Carolina, is already working hard at the airport.

He was scolded for whistling at the Southwest flight attendants. Bad bird!