Pete Blows into the Windy City

Pete was an integral part of our success at the NSTA conference in Chicago...

...when he wasn't partying.

Big P in Big D

Pete has a meeting in Dallas.

Wish him luck!

Meanwhile...

While Pete tries to unravel the mystery of his secret admirer, his evil twin is out drinking with the Marketing team.

His favorite liquor is Fireball, since the label sports an image of his personal hero.

Modern Romance

Pete thought that it was just going to be another Friday in the ALI offices. Little did he know, romance was waiting around the corner.

Hmmm, Pete. Looks like a real mystery!

Desperately Seeking Pete

With Valentine's Day creeping up on us, Pete is dreading the idea of being alone on this most romantic of holidays.

He has taken to the personals. Don't judge.

Calling it a Night

Another night of drunken revelry has taken its toll on Pete.

Nighty, night, Petey.

Pete Drowns His Sorrows

The snow in Chicago brought some sad memories to Petey.

After spending a few hours scrawling mournful poetry into a well-worn spiral notebook, Pete finally decided he needed to get out in public.

Frozen

Petey was having fun in the snow...

...until he started thinking about... her. (tear)

Snow Bird

Pete is taking time out of his meeting schedule to frolic in the snow.

His physician has recommended an increase in frolicking.

Pete Hits the Windy City

Pete landed in Chicago and got a rental car.

Luckily he knows how to drive a stick.

Soylent Pete

On his way to Chicago with Vernon and Jim, Pete stops off for a bite to eat.

Shown here only moments before he learns the terrible truth about Buffalo wings.

Moving On

Pete feels that he has spent an appropriate amount of time mourning the loss of Pete-tricia. He is already shopping around on PDate.com.

Nobody wants to be alone on Valentine's Day.

A Very Blue Bird

Pete appreciates all the messages of sympathy and condolences.

In lieu of flowers, he asks that you make a donation to the Wings of Love Bird Haven.

Snowpocalypse 2015 Claims a Very Special Victim

Pete and Pete-tricia have tried to maintain a long-distance relationship for some time. It made Pete very sad when Pete-tricia moved to New York to pursue a career in international law.

Pete has gotten some even sadder news recently. His beloved fell victim to the recent bad weather ravaging the northeast. Apparently, she was on her way to an important summit on trade embargoes. That, or she saw something shiny blowing around outside.

Aye, Robot!

Pete has seen the future.

It's robots.

Homeward Bound

The trip to North Carolina was a big success.

It has, however, taken its toll on our little Petey.

Business Travel Tip #42

Pete finds it helpful to take time out, on a business trip, to get back to nature.

Sometimes nature is a little bit harder to find.

Pete Takes Off

Peter got in trouble on the plane for sitting on the window sill. He was told to take his seat and buckle up.

He wanted a  Bloody Mary, but Reid told him, "No!" Instead, they told him, he could have peanuts. This made him happy. It doesn't take much.

Fly the Petey Skies

Petey, on his way to North Carolina, is already working hard at the airport.

He was scolded for whistling at the Southwest flight attendants. Bad bird!

Coulda Been the Whiskey, Mighta Been the Gin...

Pete is not feeling quite himself today.

Keep those cards and letters coming.